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Grass-mud horses????? WTF

There have been a series of interesting articles that I've read lately surrounding the Chinese "grass-mud horse". Actually, the articles are about free speech, something that plays a large role in my life being a musician and songwriter. In China, the mythical grass-mud horse has come to symbolize a human right Chinese citizens seldom see in their Communist controlled country.

China has dished out a hell of a lot of dollars on censoring the internet, an issue we Americans probably know little about. The name Grass-mud horse in Chinese is phonetically equivalent to “Fxxk Your Mother!” Ouch. The creature is said to live in the "Ma Le Desert" which in Chinese is phonetically the same as "mother's c*nt." Songs, merchandise, and videos have been sold and shown by the thousands in China and Chinese officials are having a hard time censoring the online media because the words aren't actually "bad" words. They just sound like them. It's the equivalent of the words "bare" and "bear" one article stated. The words sound phonetically the same, yet have totally different meanings. This grass-mud horse has quickly grown into a symbol of free speech and anti-censorship in China.

Global Voices Online wrote "The song continues to raise more and more attention in the past two months and public intellectuals joined in the discussion. Beifeng summarized the Grass Mud Horse issue in his weekly online digest:

"Recently there is a popular online term called “Grass Mud Horse”, it pops up all at a sudden and crosses the red light. Even intellectual like Cui Weiping has written article on “Grass Mud Horse”, and now we have “Grass Mud Horse” toy on the internet. It is difficult to trace what is the origin of “Grass Mud Horse”, all we know is that around early Jan 2009, a post titled as “10 legendary creatures in Baidu” has caught our attention, together with two spoofing video “Grass Mud Horse at Ma Le Desert” and “Song of Grass Mud Horse”. It is said that the appearance of the term is related with the “anti-Smut” campaign. The article said that “Grass Mud Horse” is a creature living in “Ma Le Desert” (translator note: phonetically equivalent to “mother's cxxt”), the creature launches a battle with “river crab” (translator note: harmony / meaning censorship policy) in order to keep their stock grass (translator note: also phonetically equivalent to “fxxk”). Netizen 1.5 pointed out that “Grass Mud Horse” emerged as a “ridiculous” popular term, is actually a collective conscious of netizens for sending out the signal: the ruling elites has fallen into the trap of Tacitus in the eye of netizens. The ruling elites have the power to see without seeing, but for the netizens, they believe that “river crabs will disappear from the Ma La Desert”.

You Don't Know Me!!! LMAO

I had to post this up here today. Found this online and it's so O.D. funny I just had to put it up.

Death to small talk, Long live blogging!

It seems like everybody has a blog now-a-days. To the left is channelnewsasia.com's blog pic. Whatever.

What's the reason for blogging? i was thinkin about this extra intense yesterday and then i thought..."Ah ha! It's because of lack of communication." "Really," you might ask. "How?!" What I mean is this: people have become closed in. First off, the iPod has put an end to casual conversation, as a result, people dont listen to one another anymore. There is no venting process. People keep things bottled up and human to human interaction is on the verge of extinction thanks to the pc. That might be a slight exaggeration but on to the solution. Blogging!

Since we can't get people to listen in the physical then we express ourselves on the very machine that killed "small talk". Ironic isn't it. I saw a couple at the Red Lobster in Midtown Manhattan recently and the guy was playing his PSP and his girl was tinkering with her phone at the table the whole time! WTF. For a whole hour they sat there doing this, and i was pleasantly entertained at the sight. hehe. What would be crazy is if they were actually texting each other.

So as a result, now people that would love nothin more than to shake ya hand and ask about ya kids are forced into the tiny blog box on this dingy screen to satisfy their lust for language and borderline logorrhea lol. On a side note (completely attention deficit) visit my Myspace page and my official web site to check out my music.

Hey Dummy! LMFAO

Finally, I found the video for the funniest goddam commercial I think I've ever seen. If you watched Super Bowl XLIII then I'm pretty sure you've seen it too.

Cash 4 Gold Scam! Beware!!

In today's crazy and deranged society there are alot of people trying to scam. I've been on my toes constantly for the last several months. The biggest and most recent scam I found out about is CASH 4 GOLD!

It seemed too good to be true and when something seems too good it usually isn't. I was already turned off by CASH 4 GOLD because the price of gold has risen very steady throughout the current economic crisis. We the people would be better off holding on to our precious metals because they are the one thing that doesn't lose value. In exchange for your valuables that increase daily, CASH 4 GOLD gives you paper "greenback" dollars that decrease in value almost daily due to inflation. That exchange doesn't make sense.

I understand people are desperate in these harsh times but even after all of that I found out CASH 4 GOLD is ripping off unsuspecting individuals even more! The reason is because after you send in your gold or other valuables they deliver you a check for around $5 if you're lucky. People have sent in valuables worth over an estimated $500 and recieved checks from CASH 4 GOLD for a mere $15! Some people even stated they got checks for .25 cents! You can Google CASH 4 GOLD Scam and find out more on the issue or click here to go to Ripoffreport.com for more info. Its a damn shame that people are out there falling for this scam.

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